Fuck Yeah! Spooning

Spurred by one young man's outrage over unreciprocated sexual advances
towards a complacent little spoon, Brian Moylan of Gawker writes a list of
suggestions to improve the situation of sexually frustrated big spoons

About 2 weeks ago I encountered in interesting physical challenge. It is a spooning dilemma that has undoubtedly affected us all at one point or another.

When you're spooning on limited real estate, what options do you have? This situation is further complicated when sleep is the end-goal.

We've talked a lot recently about why we love spooning, how great spooning is, how to be a better spooner, etc., however this post I need to get something off my chest.

Last night I was thinking; in my life I have encountered several great spooners. I have one friend who could spoon for Australia. I have another who makes a soft purring sound. I have one platonic friend who is excactly the right height and shape to be my big spoon. So these people are fantastic spooners.

But what about the bad ones?

Spooning my laptop. Yes I do it. Yes it is sad. But when your heat is electric sometimes its just more cost effective to leave your laptop plugged in for a snuggle rather than leaving the heat on while you sleep. The problem is my laptop is a macbook pro. It runs insanely hot. So much so they warn against placing it directly on your lap.